100 Wizarding Treatises and Book Titles

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A list of complex, boring, or funny-sounding titles for books or scrolls in a Wizard's library. Thank you reddit user u/BecomeAnAstronaut for providing this list!

Making Friends; a History of Necromancy.
A Treatise on the Problem of Infinite Demiplanes
Ozohr's Compendium of Glyphs for Crystalline Structures, Fifth Edition
Analysis of Divination Spell Extension into the Astral Plane
'This Spell is Harmless' and Other Lies To Tell Yourself
Dragons, Drakes, and Winged Demons; a Guide to Fire Breathers
Hefty and Heavy; Proper wand shaping for beginners
Common Rune Mistakes and Their Consequences, a Summary
Fireball Illustrated
Aardvarks to Anvils; Unique uses for Polymorph
The Arcana-Sutra
The Illusion of Space; A primer on Conjuration Magic
1,000 Prophecies to Keep Your Eye On
A Humble Collection of Heresies
Survival in the Outer Planes and in the Astral Sea
Those That Came Before; An Overview of Extinct Magical Traditions and What We Can Learn from Them
Darkness; Creating, Dispelling, and Exploiting It
Advanced Draconic Anatomy
Angels and How to Avoid Them
10,000 Runes Without Meaning
Spellbook Minimalism
Understanding the Alien Minds of Gods, Outsiders, and Yet Stranger Creatures
The Magic of Stone and the Souls of Mountains
This Ore That; Choosing your first Rock Golem
Beyond the Cauldron - Brewing Potions in the Wilderness; a Personal Story
Proof of a Positive Relationship Between Leysian Crossings and Levitation Enchantment Potency
Gwynssin Revisited: The Transformative School of Enchantment in the Eleventh Century
Introductory Life Extension, Revised Edition - Now 100% dark magic free!
Great Spirit Aid: A Study of Unique Varieties of Incorporeal Summoning Among the Northwestern Tribes!
Ten Basic Shields: A Revolutionary New Way to Categorize Abjurations!
The Common Genealogical Ancestor of Kobolds & Lizardfolk!
The Science of Magic, a Treatise
Rags to Reigns - a Traveler's Guide to the Nine Hells
Making the Most of Your Allies; Why You Should Focus on Transmutation and Necromancy
101 Easy Magic Items You Can Make on the Road
Our Darker Sisters; A Cautionary Volume on the Dangers of Dealing with Hags
lasreveR fo kooB s'karalS (also known as An Abjurer's Guide to Counterspelling)
On the Transmutation of Gold to Lead - A primer
A Perditio Tempus; My journey to making True Strike good again
Myths of Malumnak the Mad; a collection of stories about that craziest of wizards
Analysis of the Extended Lifetime of Draconic Respiratory-Flame Droplets in a Turbulently Vaporized Floomph Puff
Relative Temporo-Thaumic Desynchronization Transitions in Hasted Targets
A Vortex of Annihilation in a Tea-cup - Practical Applications of Collapsing Spheres
Evidence of Omni-Planar Asymmetries Seeded by High-Density Ablator Nonuniformity in Experiments Involving Deific Artifacts and Magically Simulated Dragon-fire
Convergence of Eigen-Tensor Continuations in Infinite Dimensional Kismet-Hazard Prognostications
Evidence of Potts-Neme-Tenseric Superfluidity in Non-agonal Optical Levitation
Direct Observation of Fractal-Dimensional Percolation in Renal Pyramids - In Search of the Philosopher's Kidney-stone, Diary of a Personal Journey
Fast Friends; An Autobiographical Account Regarding Dangerous and Morally Ambiguous Misuses of Charm Spells
Treatise on Temporal Foresight in Divination
Annals of Grafted Incarnum: Soul Splicing
Practical Applications of the Demiplane Spell
Arcane Tearing: An Enchanting Primer
The Complete Guide to Bypassing the Crystal Sphere's Barrier
Complete Compendium of Deific Dogma
The Philandering Philosophy in Respect to the Power Scale of Magic Users: A Deep Observation
Syntax and Semantics in Spell Components
A Critical Review of Every Known Spell, The Complete Collection, 5th edition (23 volumes)
Selective Topics in the Stylistics of Spellcasting
Gendry's Guide to Non-gullible Golems
The Titillating Truth of Tubular Tome Making
The Delirious Despot: A Psychoanalytic Approach
Elder Evils' Encyclopedia
Unabridged Atlas of Arcane Observations in Astronomy
Vellum of Viscous Vindication: Curse Construction
Magnum Opus of Mythallar Musing
Contemporary Codex of Celestial Cadavers
Death's Ancestors; An Etymological Analysis of the Words of Power
A Cultural History of Dark Magic
The Element of Destruction; An Exploration of Primordial Evocation Magics
Competing Elemental Theories
Meditations on the Feasibility of Chronomancy
Wild Magic and Mesuring Risk
A Compendium of the Many Moods of the Weave
The Life and Death of Gods
Martial Skills and Tactics for the Adventuring Wizard
The Lost Wonders of Epic Magic
The Lure of Lichdom; Meditations on Mortality
Alnam's Encyclopedia of Herbal Components
Probing Transport and Structure-Property Relationship of Highly Ordered Orgone Superthaums Lattices at the Ethereal-Material Planar Limit - Towards Living in an Immaterial World
Unveiling Macroscopic Structures of Neutrally Charged Elemental Interfaces by Surface-Specific Vibrational Spectromagy - My Conversations with Water, and other Treatises.
Complexified Paths, Integral Saddles; Sovereign Glue and the Super-sandwich Principle - Taming Magical Steeds via Liberal Application of Math-magical and Culinary Threats
Hidden Symmetries, Instabilities, and Currency Speculation Suppression in Brownie Rackets - How to beat Fey Loan Sharks at Their Own Game
Enhanced Stochastic Resonance and Spatiotemporal Synchronization in a Mass Hasted Party - A Stab in Time, Saves Thee and Thine
The Shape of the First Collapsed Objects - Ancient Architecture of the First Great Mage Empire, Magical Weaponry, and the Application There-of
Emerging Patterns in Oscillatory Absorption of Thaumo-Ultra-Acoustic Waves - Using Suggestion and Modify Memory to Get Ahead
Exponentia Foramina & The Leyline Convergence Matrix, Inter Alia
Mordenkainen's Toenails and Chrysolite Powder's Usefulness in the Discernment of Arcano-Confounding Proto-Runes
Trans-substantial Passage of Quickened Objects or Entities Without Persistent Liminal Agency of Hyperagonal Media
Sustained Transpontine Circumpenetration - Secrets of Sigil Stone
On Post-Morpholiths and Proto-Daedric Sigils in the Pnakotic Testaments - All Signs Point to 'Nope'
Essential Geomantic Engineering for Those of Average Intelligence
Philosophy of Low-Energy Magery - a Confoundingly Incomplete Treatise, with Editor's Commentary
On the Sending Out of the Soul
Parchments of Pnom - A Complete and Original Translation
Las Reglas de Ruina - translated to the Common Vernacular by Meisters Theodorius and Chevillion, with Commentary and Compleat Appendix
Seven Cryptical Books of Hsan - The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath Explained
Search for Heavy Resonance Decaying in the Phase of the Ethereal Plane
Pressure Effects on Phlogiston Among Other Parameters in Limbo Environment
Ultrafast Evocation Dynamics and Interactions in Complex Weave Networks
Organic Energy Cells: Degradation Processes and Approaches to Enhance Performance