The Piss and Whistle
The bar is called the Setting Sun and the inn next door is called The Rising Sun
The Fishy Smell - bar down by the docks. There's a mermaid on the sign (giggity).
The Red Lion
The Redder Lion (these two bars, own…
One of the local hunters haulded in a big buck, so we're having venison stew.
Darkmantle soufflé, with hollandaise sauce and a fried egg on top.
Griffin shanks, with secret sauce BBQ.
Pseudodragon on a stick.
Rack of owlbear ribs.…
"I once hit a medusa so hard in the face its eyes saw each other."
"I once shouted the fire off of a burning orphanage."
"I once killed 7 men in one stroke."
"I once killed 7 flies in one stroke."
"I once lived for a year in a barren…