One hundred humorous, serious, and interesting gravestone writings for graves.
| d100 | Entry |
|---|---|
| 1 | Albin - sire of few, father to many |
| 2 | For years Yamill talked us half to death, this is the first time she's been out of breath |
| 3 | Here lies a MacKennell lad, who bravely fought the wolf that stalked our town |
| 4 | J.P. 873 - 894 A tough bastard |
| 5 | Stay dead this time |
| 6 | Kensa Ayarson - rightful heir, last of his line |
| 7 | [This gravestone has been heavily scratched. It appears someone really wanted to obscure the inscription.] |
| 8 | Go To The Old Tree At Full Moon To Learn My Secret |
| 9 | Jentaros can finally get all the sleep he wants |
| 10 | All shall join me one day |
| 11 | Farooi, warrior of the Thunder Legion, died in bed |
| 12 | Tricky Ulfrit finally met someone he couldn't cheat |
| 13 | The Red Bull is with his foreign god now |
| 14 | H. Loggerton - lived by the sword, died by the gun |
| 15 | K. A. S. - founder and honoured teacher |
| 16 | Nicola would curse us for not burying him next to the tavern |
| 17 | Here lies a wise sage, buried by his devoted student. |
| 18 | Master Alamexios buried by his greatest work. [Gravestone near a ruined tower] |
| 19 | Eul B. Next |
| 20 | Stavros was right, the drink didn't kill him... the fall did |
| 21 | C. Corey, devoted father and husband. 'The wind in the trees/and the smile of a wife/teach the thoughtful man/all there's to know about life.' |
| 22 | Old Bill tells his tales in the next world now |
| 23 | Grand Lord Fulburne lies where he came from [Gravestone near a farmhouse] |
| 24 | Here lies a street prophet, nothing he predicted ever came true |
| 25 | Zerauth Trisquen - Author, Husband, Martyr 1746 - 1953 |
| 26 | Brownleg, the king's favourite horse [Large and ornate gravestone] |
| 27 | Charlotte - Beloved daughter gone astray |
| 28 | Gon Vishin' - Drown't But Not Out. |
| 29 | Here Layeth a Fool: Lied Once; Lays Forevermore |
| 30 | Yu Winsome: Lost Some. |
| 31 | A Saint to Many, A Scoundrel to Some. |
| 32 | ​Dirty D'an, Gravedigger - Man Loved Mud; What Else is There to Say? |
| 33 | Keep Back - Contagious Necromancy |
| 34 | A. Trap - If You Can Read This, You Are Too Close. |
| 35 | Jinder - Stole from the rich, gave to the needy, met his end when he got greedy. |
| 36 | Geoffrey - We thank him for his sacrifice |
| 37 | There is a fine line between bravery and foolishness. Elgin Tenson crossed it. |
| 38 | Kelly the Arsonist, fire was her best friend |
| 39 | Harikin master archer, once shot a branch from across a field |
| 40 | May death bring you the peace that eluded you in life |
| 41 | The most trustworthy comrade I had and a true lifesaver. Farewell. [The grave of a tool or instrument.] |
| 42 | Here lie the nightmares of a child. Sealed within the coffin. [Coffin contains a doll.] |
| 43 | A. Rose. The prettiest flower plucked away from his field. |
| 44 | D. Docks. Called Doc by many, but had more intent on making wounds than fixing them. |
| 45 | Here lies impatient Jon. Measured once, got shot twice. |
| 46 | Here lies the Wizard Zas, a man of few words and much brilliance |
| 47 | Here lies Smitty Werben Jagerman Jensen: he was number one. |
| 48 | The Sleeping Sage of Contina, on to the next dream |
| 49 | Ricky - long missed |
| 50 | Here lies Fortune-Teller Fegip, who predicted her own date of death |
| 51 | In memory of Diao. The world wasn't coming to an end -- only her. |
| 52 | Corindel, fallen before the walls did. |
| 53 | In memory of Redbeard. Killed because he loved dogs. |
| 54 | In memory of sweet, harmless al-Ruub. |
| 55 | In memory of Dwongar. Completely Forked. |
| 56 | Here lies Stout. Faster than the wind, dumber than a stump. |
| 57 | I think his name was Andy. |
| 58 | In the end, his last breath was stolen from him. |
| 59 | Bosworth's last words: 'Bring some damn good pipeweed to my wake!'. |
| 60 | In memory of Maryse. She enjoyed every cut to the last. And she enjoyed that one the most. It cut her spirit free. |
| 61 | In honor of 'Soupy' Sariel. He made killing things fun again. |
| 62 | He taught us to make the seconds count before we close our eyes. |
| 63 | Remember Sari'andi. One day she will rise and take her vengeance. |
| 64 | Theodmer died hungry, or at least he thought he was. |
| 65 | In memory of Thomsap. Sticks and stones broke his bones. |
| 66 | Zilyana the Deaf. She never heard it coming. |
| 67 | Aberlag never felt like he fit in anywhere. He fits in a coffin quite nicely, now. |
| 68 | Kelvhan died. We ate him and buried the bones here. |
| 69 | Red Trinos found that which he did not seek -- the sharp end of a blade. |
| 70 | May your spirit swim forever, Kelvan. |
| 71 | Marlevaur rests with the knowledge that her death provides much gossip. |
| 72 | Numbers matter no more, for Faringan has found eternity. |
| 73 | Grevea lies here, covered in glory and dirt. |
| 74 | In memory of Ulduin. He was one crazy son of a bitch. |
| 75 | He's cooked his last meal. |
| 76 | Beloved wife and loyal drinking companion. |
| 77 | This time, she was right. |
| 78 | Finally, Zinwelle sleeps alone. |
| 79 | In memory of Nekrasova. A juggler beyond compare, at least in her own mind. |
| 80 | She couldn't take it with her. |
| 81 | In memory of Kevliss the Unrestful. His works completed, may he finally find rest. |
| 82 | In memory of Barron, a true Oddity. |
| 83 | He asked to be buried with his beloved dog. Oh, well. |
| 84 | Methath finally got out of the city. [local god] watch over his spirit. |
| 85 | Botvat. Noble but poor. |
| 86 | Quinzel was thrown in this hole. |
| 87 | In memory of Old Macintosh. May all her children prosper. |
| 88 | Skye didn't love me enough to write me an epitaph |
| 89 | If even a tenth of the stories Nathy told us were true, he's alive and halfway across the continent by now. |
| 90 | Skarfitaine the cook - her food was okay, her death was honourable |
| 91 | In memory of cunning Liza, who pulled off the whole plan perfectly and then died of fever that summer |
| 92 | Greedy Holros buried with that which he prized above all else. [This grave has been dug up, there's nothing in the hole.] |
| 93 | An arrow is buried here, that killed a man who was about to kill me on the battlefield. Archer, I thank you. |
| 94 | Dhitta wanted to live among the foreigners and is now buried in their way. |
| 95 | Sasyidat Ilyota, 555 - 597. The fifth stone in this graveyard, after his lucky number. |
| 96 | The Snake' - never knew his real name but we all owe him our lives. Gods be with him |
| 97 | In memory of the Vikra family, killed to the man in a senseless feud. Spring 1326 |
| 98 | Let this stone be a warning to all who would trouble Threepines |
| 99 | Durgan Fairhammer, clan exile, hero to our village |
| 100 | Here lies Azelia in the place she loved most. [Gravestone in a peaceful clearing] |